爱上英语从讲笑话开始

很多人认为学习英语是枯燥无味的，但很多事情换一种方式打开，就会有不同的结果，来深圳三立在线培训，让你爱上英语。

      It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,

“What is your offense?”   “I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried theprisoner.

“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”

“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner

圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦的问受刑人：“你做了什么坏事啊？”

“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。

“那并不事件坏事”，法官说：“到底多早之前啊？”   “

商店开门之前。”犯人答道。

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一个大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？

-- 墓地守墓人。

Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom:I don't know,father.

Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

Tom:Our teacher,father.

父亲：哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题.你们班上谁懒?

汤姆：我不知道,爸爸.

父亲：啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课?

汤姆：我们老师,爸爸.